RLI
Member
Firstly, my sincere apologies for not being able to make the inaugural Navara Muster for 2011.
The following is the nightmare that has caused me and my family to miss it. The dreaded revenge of the arse abscess!
After reading my recent rant Nightmare Part 2, you would have been advise about my fight with a nasty arse abscess that cause me to loose valuable working time on both my Navara’s
So what happened I hear you all say! Well everything was going great guns, the Jayco off-road camper and the D40 were cleaned packed and serviced ready to head to Adios park from Coffs Harbour.
I hurriedly refitted all the accessories back to the Navara for the photo shoot for the Muster. My wife had just gone on leave on Wednesday 28th September. The children were on school holidays and so looking forward to the Muster. I had several telephone conversations with some of our forum members explaining how I was looking forward to the meet and greet and spin some shit over a few drinkies.
Wednesday afternoon changed all that; I was working in my office when I suddenly started to feel pain coming from the old abscess area in my arse. This time I did not f—k around like I did in Nightmare Part 2. I made an appointment to see our local doc the following day at 11.00am.
On attendance, Doctor More contacted Arse specialist Surgeon (Dr Andrew Sutherland) and sent me to him ASAP that Thursday afternoon at 1.30pm. Andrew to consummate professional that he is, admitted me to Baringa Private Hospital at 3.00pm for exploratory surgery to see what the problem was. At 5.30pm Andrew and the crew attacked the Arse only to be ambushed by the dreaded abscess that was lucking around the old scar tissue area.
After a fierce fight resulting hand to hand combat, Andrew and his troops were able to fight a close rear guard action in a typical re-bore attack coming in from the side of the bowl to defeat the Gaddafi Arse abscess.
At 7.00pm I was moved from the arse battle-field to the ward for R&R. Prognosis is looking good, however, I will miss the Muster and have to lay off the arse for 2 weeks. Anyhow, it is 12.30pm and I have been released from hospital to go home and recover.
Apart from the arse, we lost our $100.00 deposit from the animal boarding kennels for our two pets. Apparently having your arse re-bored does not warrant a refund. (F—king squeezers, we will not be going there again)
PS, I cannot understand why faggots would want to lay around all day chewing the fat and then hammer one another’s freckles! Stuff that, I would fail miserably to be a gay person. Anyhow I wish you all and your families a great time at the Muster and hopefully I will finally catch up with some of you in the near future. I cannot wait for the de-brief and to see your photo's
Regards,
RLI & Family
The following is the nightmare that has caused me and my family to miss it. The dreaded revenge of the arse abscess!
After reading my recent rant Nightmare Part 2, you would have been advise about my fight with a nasty arse abscess that cause me to loose valuable working time on both my Navara’s
So what happened I hear you all say! Well everything was going great guns, the Jayco off-road camper and the D40 were cleaned packed and serviced ready to head to Adios park from Coffs Harbour.
I hurriedly refitted all the accessories back to the Navara for the photo shoot for the Muster. My wife had just gone on leave on Wednesday 28th September. The children were on school holidays and so looking forward to the Muster. I had several telephone conversations with some of our forum members explaining how I was looking forward to the meet and greet and spin some shit over a few drinkies.
Wednesday afternoon changed all that; I was working in my office when I suddenly started to feel pain coming from the old abscess area in my arse. This time I did not f—k around like I did in Nightmare Part 2. I made an appointment to see our local doc the following day at 11.00am.
On attendance, Doctor More contacted Arse specialist Surgeon (Dr Andrew Sutherland) and sent me to him ASAP that Thursday afternoon at 1.30pm. Andrew to consummate professional that he is, admitted me to Baringa Private Hospital at 3.00pm for exploratory surgery to see what the problem was. At 5.30pm Andrew and the crew attacked the Arse only to be ambushed by the dreaded abscess that was lucking around the old scar tissue area.
After a fierce fight resulting hand to hand combat, Andrew and his troops were able to fight a close rear guard action in a typical re-bore attack coming in from the side of the bowl to defeat the Gaddafi Arse abscess.
At 7.00pm I was moved from the arse battle-field to the ward for R&R. Prognosis is looking good, however, I will miss the Muster and have to lay off the arse for 2 weeks. Anyhow, it is 12.30pm and I have been released from hospital to go home and recover.
Apart from the arse, we lost our $100.00 deposit from the animal boarding kennels for our two pets. Apparently having your arse re-bored does not warrant a refund. (F—king squeezers, we will not be going there again)
PS, I cannot understand why faggots would want to lay around all day chewing the fat and then hammer one another’s freckles! Stuff that, I would fail miserably to be a gay person. Anyhow I wish you all and your families a great time at the Muster and hopefully I will finally catch up with some of you in the near future. I cannot wait for the de-brief and to see your photo's
Regards,
RLI & Family
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