Two nuns were told by monsignor they had to paint the rectory by the weekend and told them to make sure theydidn’t get any paint on their habits.
Well, they both knew they could paint the rectory, it was just the stipulation that they not get any paint on their habits that doubted them.
One of the nuns suggested to the other that they lock the doors and paint in the nude. The other nun said that was a great idea so they started their job right away. After nearly a full day of painting a knock came at the front doors. One nun told the other we can’t open the door in the nude so the other nun asked "who’s there". A reply came, "A Blind Man". One nun said we can’t put our habits on with all this paint on us, what will we do? The other one said he’s a blind man so he won’t be able to see us in the nude. They both agreed and opened the front door only to have a man with his arm full of boxes rush in and say "Nice tits sisters, where do you want me to put the blinds?"
Well, they both knew they could paint the rectory, it was just the stipulation that they not get any paint on their habits that doubted them.
One of the nuns suggested to the other that they lock the doors and paint in the nude. The other nun said that was a great idea so they started their job right away. After nearly a full day of painting a knock came at the front doors. One nun told the other we can’t open the door in the nude so the other nun asked "who’s there". A reply came, "A Blind Man". One nun said we can’t put our habits on with all this paint on us, what will we do? The other one said he’s a blind man so he won’t be able to see us in the nude. They both agreed and opened the front door only to have a man with his arm full of boxes rush in and say "Nice tits sisters, where do you want me to put the blinds?"
