Pearly Gates

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The Pearly Gates


A Muslim dies,, and by some error in his handling,, ends up in heaven.
He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who says:
"Sorry, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven".

"What?,,,, replies the Muslim, and why not"?
"Well, we just don’t!!,,,, and thats it,,, we're short on Virgins".
The Muslim complains and carries on until St Peter gets fed up.
"Well,,,, says St Peter, have you ever done anything good in your life"?

Ummm--the Muslim replies.
"Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting
for a children’s charity so I gave her ten dollars

Last week I donated ten dollars to the Cancer Society,
and a couple of weeks ago a tramp asked me if I could spare any money,,,
so I gave him ten dollars too"!

"Alrighty then, says St Peter,,, wait here and I'll have a quick word with God".


Five minutes later St Peter returns and says to the Muslim.
Listen, I’ve spoken with God and he agrees with me . . .

Here’s your 30 quid back,,,,,,,,,, now **** off!!!

Here's hoping thats the case if I make heaven.

I hope all the bleeding hearts (Green's candidates and voters) all go too hell.

Oh and the current bunch of spineless, corrupt union hacks (Federal Labor scum in parliment) end up in hell.

Lol, +1 ^