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shaggy

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A husband and wife are having a shower together. The wife gets out while the husband washes his hair, and she hears the doorbell ring. She rushes downstairs, with just a towel around her, and answers the door, it's Jack, the next door neighbor.
Jack admires the beautiful sight standing before him, smiles, and says "I'll give you $500 cash right now if you drop the towel". The wife thinks about it..., knows her husband is still upstairs, and they need the money, so she drops the towel.
Jack admires her gorgeous body for a minute, says thanks, gives her $500, and leaves.
The wife goes back upstairs, feeling a little bit guilty and embarrassed, but thinking that it wasn't all that bad, and all she had to do was stand naked, it was not like he asked her for a ****, AND she got $500 for doing it !
When she gets to the bathroom, the husband asked who was at the door. The wife says it was Jack, their neighbour. "What did he want"? said the husband. The wife said "um, he just came over to say hi". The husband then said "oh OK. Did he mention anything about the $500 he owes me"?
 
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