shaggy
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A woman places an ad in the newspaper:
"Looking for a man with 3 qualifications:
won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me
& is great in bed." 2 days later her doorbell
rings. "Hi," her visitor announces. "I have no
... arms so I won’t beat you & no legs so I
won't run away." "What makes you think
you're great in bed?" the woman asks. He
replies, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
"Looking for a man with 3 qualifications:
won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me
& is great in bed." 2 days later her doorbell
rings. "Hi," her visitor announces. "I have no
... arms so I won’t beat you & no legs so I
won't run away." "What makes you think
you're great in bed?" the woman asks. He
replies, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
