shaggy
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While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny
noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny
watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little
Johnny.
"Nope."
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?"
"Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom
the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad
gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea,
and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He
vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited
outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the
unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he
swung the door wide open and boldly strode into
the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said
angrily. "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand
in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."
noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny
watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little
Johnny.
"Nope."
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?"
"Nope."
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom
the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad
gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea,
and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He
vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited
outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the
unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he
swung the door wide open and boldly strode into
the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said
angrily. "What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand
in the corner and watch, but keep quiet."