Aussie Frontier
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Salesmanship
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers:
"Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.
Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers:
"Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
