******* neighbours

Ok, I have issues with one of my cross-eyed jewish neighbours already, because he's rude and I can't stand him.

Anyway, I go over to the uk for a couple of weeks & leave the car keys with a mate so he can use water tank etc to wash boat down, he promtly parks extreemly badly (still in my parking spot) and I come back to find the front side has been swiped, not bad enough to warrant an insurance claim, but enough to piss me off, paint scuffed & cracked, dent in bumper, small dent in guard, currently waiting him coming back (he can't drive for shit aswell as being rude) so I can get the tape measure out & check his car.
If I find any damage I forsee a bout of anti-jew violence Mel Gibson would be proud of.

Anyone know what a bull bar costs? Getting sick of this

I paid $1050 for the steel bullbar on my D22 from Nissan.

A D40 bullbar shouldn't be that much more.

Spray some zero on his lawn, that will make him think twice.

Dave.

Spray some zero on his lawn.

Dave.[/QUOTE]


In the form of a swastika.

I would not recommend dumping an old oven on their lawn with a sign on it: "Home Sweet Home" - that could be taking things a little far.

Ring up the epa and dob him in for throwing smoke butts out of his car window or anything that will cost him money that will really hurt.

A little bit of sugar will have far better results. It's hard not to react in a negative way but if you're respectful and calm the more chance of a favourable outcome!

Cheers Brad

Sorry but I'm with Dave & Krankin, revenge is bitter sweet......

Throw some pork over the fence into their back yard.

I like Nevyn's idea of the sugar, but my sugar( about a kilo of it ) would find its way into his fuel tank.

In the crank would be even better. Go for a drive, no problem. Stop and when it sets, it's Castrol-flavoured toffee.

Only way you fix that is with a chisel.

I like all the revenge ideas in theory, although I once had the finger pointed at me for trashing someones car when it wasn't me and it was a terrible feeling, wouldn't want to go through that again. Something really sneaky is in order, although i'll probably get drunk and head-butt him!

What ever you do dont touch the bloke. You will be branded as anti semetic etc etc and you have all the news crews out there and you will probably get about sevens years in the big house