shaggy
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Little Johnny suddenly runs out of the classroom in floods of tears. His teacher, Miss Jones, goes after him and manages to catch him.
"Oh my God, Johnny, what's wrong?" she asked. "It's really bad, Miss Jones," he said, "I've got a sexual disease and I think I'm gonna die!" "That's awful!" she said, "And what makes you think that?"
"Well, we were all having dinner last night," he said, "and my ...sister only eats organic food. When she started eating her dinner, she noticed that it tasted a bit different. I think my mum must have got a bit confused with mine and my sister's food when dishing it out. Then my mum turned to my dad said, 'Oh no, l think he's got herpes!'"
"It's OK, Johnny." Miss Jones said laughing, "You just misunderstood what she said. l think she meant, 'l think he’s got HER PEAS!'"
"Oh my God, Johnny, what's wrong?" she asked. "It's really bad, Miss Jones," he said, "I've got a sexual disease and I think I'm gonna die!" "That's awful!" she said, "And what makes you think that?"
"Well, we were all having dinner last night," he said, "and my ...sister only eats organic food. When she started eating her dinner, she noticed that it tasted a bit different. I think my mum must have got a bit confused with mine and my sister's food when dishing it out. Then my mum turned to my dad said, 'Oh no, l think he's got herpes!'"
"It's OK, Johnny." Miss Jones said laughing, "You just misunderstood what she said. l think she meant, 'l think he’s got HER PEAS!'"
