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The drawstring is to make sure you can seal the bag up later and freeze it for a tv dinner. Ask Carsson Kressley about it.
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KraftyPg
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Gawd blimey I don't think I need to ask anyone, the mental image is enough
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Dave
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Shapelle Corbey was at the plant Krafty, her brother planted it. Lol.
Have you found a boogy board bag yet ?
Dave.
Have you found a boogy board bag yet ?
Dave.
If you do, does it have "Stimpy" scratched into it? Handle with sterile gloves if it is.
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Dave
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Ring the Bali police.
I am sure there top notch in these cases.
Dave.
I am sure there top notch in these cases.
Dave.
You think Bali police like tv dinners?
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Dave
Guest
Not sure, fair chance they would want some cash aswell.
There all corrupt.
Dave.
There all corrupt.
Dave.
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KraftyPg
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I sent my sister in law to Bali a few months back with a Boogy board bag but she bloody well came back, I knew I should have chosen the body bag option.
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Dave
Guest
Lol not a fan hey ?
Dave.
Dave.
Ask her if she likes tv dinners.
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KraftyPg
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Oh gawd I have the urge to say "she likes anything that one might consider food" but by geez I've gotta go back over to Perth next year so there is no way I'd say or even think such things.
So just buy her some curtains and when she asks why, tell her it was the only bikini you could find in her size.
That should get you out of the house for a few hours at least.
That should get you out of the house for a few hours at least.
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KraftyPg
Guest
You're on the right track, a peaceful and harmonious holiday awaits me once I start offering up gifts like that.
Change of topic: Maybe Mr Scwiggle built my car and was teaching Miss Jane a thing or two about friction and wood and who's got the best lead in their pencil
Change of topic: Maybe Mr Scwiggle built my car and was teaching Miss Jane a thing or two about friction and wood and who's got the best lead in their pencil
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Dave
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Perhaps your mechanic left his sappy bag in the car from when he was servicing it.
That the same guy who works on your dads ute ?
Could explain how he missed the rear brakes last time.
Dave.
That the same guy who works on your dads ute ?
Could explain how he missed the rear brakes last time.
Dave.
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KraftyPg
Guest
Nah I use a real mechanic
Mind you if it was in dads car it might explain what the guy was doing when he should have been fixing brakes at the 60K service
Mind you if it was in dads car it might explain what the guy was doing when he should have been fixing brakes at the 60K service
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Dave
Guest
How many mechanics are in town, whats the population down there ?
So do you know Krankin personally ?
Dave.
So do you know Krankin personally ?
Dave.
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KraftyPg
Guest
There is probably half a dozen mechanic in spitting distance of each other and three or four towns bordering each other with a similar number so there is quite a few but that doesn't include the ones like my mechanic who doesn't do private work. It's a lucrative business down here.
Krankin and I live about 500ks from each other and we've never met
Krankin and I live about 500ks from each other and we've never met
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Dave
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Ah righto, I thought you knew Krankin as you 2 bag the piss out of each other all the time.
Were you a truckie before you got into computers ?
Dave.
Were you a truckie before you got into computers ?
Dave.
K
KraftyPg
Guest
Nah I bag the piss out of anyone, I don't really care. Life's too short to take offense at what people say and do, if others don't see it the same way I'm not their mother it's not my place to change them
