Thought for the day

happy john · Mar 23, 2014

"The most important sex organ is the brain"

"If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's we'd grab ours back".

Old.Tony · Mar 23, 2014

happy john said:
"The most important sex organ is the brain"

I'm in trouble, in that case. I have both a weiner and a brain, but only enough blood to run one of them at a time.

happy john · Mar 23, 2014

You need a *ock ring Tony once you weiner fills it won't escape.

happy john · Mar 24, 2014

What other people think of you is none of your business

Whatever doesn't kill you really makes you stronger.

Cobez · Mar 24, 2014

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Argueing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still, erm, disabled.

sparra04 · Mar 24, 2014

“I’m not in this world
to live up to your expectations
and you’re not in this world
to live up to mine.”

~ Bruce Lee

bullwinkle · Mar 24, 2014

Here's one I've liked for years:

She offered her honour,
He honoured her offer,
And all night long
He was honour and offer!

Rumpig · Mar 24, 2014

Opinions are like arseholes,
Everyone's got one and they all stink!

rabbit-chop · Mar 29, 2014

When does a screw become a bolt?

Old.Tony · Mar 29, 2014

rabbit-chop said:
When does a screw become a bolt?

When her father catches you.

sparra04 · Mar 29, 2014

Old.Tony said:
When her father catches you.

we are sharp this morning tony

rabbit-chop · Mar 29, 2014

Haha your a legend tony. I knew there was a punchline in there somewhere

sparra04 · Mar 30, 2014

“You’ve got to be very careful
if you don’t know where you’re going,
because you might not get there.”

~ Yogi Berra

happy john · Apr 10, 2014

A place for everything and everything in it's place.

happy john · Jul 13, 2014

" The truth always comes out at the end"
Happy day's all

BIG GUS · Jul 13, 2014

"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger..." - From Mel

happy john · Jul 13, 2014

BIG GUS said:
"What doesn't kill me makes me stronger..." - From Mel

Never a better quote said.

mike1303 · Jul 13, 2014

if ifs and buts were candy and nuts every day would be Christmas.

rabbit-chop · Jul 13, 2014

happy john · Jul 13, 2014

I had a beard like that it was blonde not grey but I was about 17.......

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