queenslanders

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Jimbo goes to an outdoor show and wins a row boat.
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,

"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
float a boat within 100 miles of here."

He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
the wife and asks where his brother is.

She says, "He's out there in his row boat",
pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
brother in the middle of a big field sitting in the
boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What the hell does it look like I'm a doin'?"

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Queensland
a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

Bahahahahahahahaha Fucken qlders

FatBoy89 said:

Bahahahahahahahaha Fucken qlders

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haha I have a few queenslanders at my work and HOLY jesus they are retarded.

Brett

Ha ha Dopey banana benders, cant think of a decent beer name either so they just make it XXXX

Truth be known only to Queenslanders is that in 1890 the brewers of XXXX where contemplating the name Deliverence Brew. However it was decided that the gentele, banjo plucking southern folk may take exception but then again debate reigned as to wether tthe pun would be understood. So in there wisdom simplified it to XXXX so it could be easily spelt way down south in dix (well down south anyway) AHHhh necture of the gods

WayneD4T

I'll pay that it's pretty good.

Hey FB why don't you tell us what you really think

i would take offence seeing that i was raised in qld,

but being born in victoria means i dont give a shit

keep on ripping on 'em

On behalf of the cane toad in the household, I have to say that it was just a tired rehashed boring, unfunny wanna be joke.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are pissing ourselves.

great joke mate almost as good as the perfomance nsw origin team puts in every time they play..........

No where as funny as living in the state of dispair at origin time being a queenslander