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shaggy

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there was two brother's that shared a bunk bed. One was 18 and one was 9. The older brother slept on top and the younger one slept on the bottom
One night the older brother brought his girl friend over to have sex.
He told his girl to speak in code so that his little brother would not know what was going on. They chose to use the words "lettuce" to go faster & "tomato" to go harder.
So late night... they start having sex. And she is screeming " lettuce & tomato " all night.
In the morning the younger brother asked what was going on that she was yelling out vegetables?.
The brother paused then said. " we where makin sandwiches "
The younger brother then said " ooh that makes sense. But the mayonnaise that you left on the bed this morning tasted different
 

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