Bloody Women

God said, "Adam,

I want you to do
something for
Me."

Adam said, "Gladly,
Lord, what do You
want me to do?"

God said, "Go down
into that valley."

Adam said, "What's
a valley?"

God explained it to him.
Then God said,
"Cross the
river."

Adam said, "What's a
river?"

God explained that
to him, and then said,
"Go over to the
hill....."

Adam said,
"What is a hill?"


So, God explained to
Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam,

"On the other side of the
hill you will find a cave."


Adam said,

'What's a cave?'

After God explained,
He said, "In the cave
you will find a woman."


Adam said, "What's a
woman?'

So God explained
that to him, too.
Then, God said,

'I want you to reproduce."

Adam said,

"How do I do that?"

God first said (under
His breath), "Geez....."

And then,
just like everything else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down
into the valley, across the river, and over the hill,
into the cave, and finds the
woman.

Then, in about forty five minutes, he was back.

God, His patience
wearing thin, said
angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam Said....


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