feralbass
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Paddy buys a couple of chooks and walks up to a high cliff ties them to his back and jumps off.
Fallls straight down with a crash.
"Bugger that Hen gliding for a lark!" he says.
Next he goes to the pet shop and gets a parrot and ties it to his back and jumps off the cliff again while trying to shoot the parrot with a shotgun.
Same result. Long drop with sudden impact at the bottom.
"Bugger that Parrot shooting too damm hard!"
Then he goes back to the pet shop and gets a budgie. Ties it to his back and jumped off a bridge.
Long drop and big splat at the bottom.
"Stuff this Budgie jumping for a sport. Those buggers are mad!!"
Fallls straight down with a crash.
"Bugger that Hen gliding for a lark!" he says.
Next he goes to the pet shop and gets a parrot and ties it to his back and jumps off the cliff again while trying to shoot the parrot with a shotgun.
Same result. Long drop with sudden impact at the bottom.
"Bugger that Parrot shooting too damm hard!"
Then he goes back to the pet shop and gets a budgie. Ties it to his back and jumped off a bridge.
Long drop and big splat at the bottom.
"Stuff this Budgie jumping for a sport. Those buggers are mad!!"
