Irish Joke

Mick met Paddy in the street and said,

'Paddy, will you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your wife in future?'

'Bejaysus Why?' Paddy asked.

'Because,' said Mick, 'the whole street was laughing when they saw you making love yesterday.'

Paddy said,

'Stupid bastards, the laugh's on them ... I wasn't home yesterday.'

Good joke mate, heard it a couple of months ago but still made me laugh.

Dave.

Here's another one...

An Irishman with a large toad on his head goes to the doctor.
The doctor asks "How long has that been there"??.
The toad says "It started off as a wart on my arse"

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a woman playing ahead of him.
He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.

I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request.

'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on
the 13th hole.'

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the woman.

The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help.

I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also.
What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.'

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar
stool.

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, .......so I'm still a hole behind you.'