Mick-J
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A woman slips naked in her bathroom does the splits & ends up suctioned to the floor by her fanny. Her husband tries but can't budge her, so he calls his mate who says "I'll go get a hammer, we can break tiles and lift her". The husband says "ok, I'll lick her ear and play with her breasts while you'r gone." Why? says his mate. If I can get her wet maybe we can slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are frigg'n cheaper!
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