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The missus asked me, “When you're on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” .... Apparently “Only to stop myself from coming too quickly” wasn't the right answer.

Got this text from my brother recently. It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while? The ol' Lady kicked me out after she caught me measuring my penis. .... It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”

A man invites his mate back home for dinner. His wife screams at him, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking! What the f *ck did you invite him round for?" "’Cos he's thinking of getting married.."

Journey of a man... When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an...

Saw a good sticker on the back of a white D22 in Victoria Point today. Don't know whether it's a members car or not. Under a stern looking pair of eyes was the phrase "Run your fingers over my Navara and I'll run my Navara over your fingers."

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . He then decided to write a letter to God requesting the $100. When Australia Post received the letter addressed to God, Australia they decided to send it to Julia Gillard. Gillard was so...

A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION > The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. > And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I...

Personally I felt this information was spot on. If they don't want to listen to our advise they shouldn't ask. Right?

Hi All. This showed up in my in box today and in the time honoured tradition of Aussies and Kiwis hanging shit on each other I thought I should pass it on as some of it seems almost relevant. Hope the brothers from across the dutch don't find it too offensive. Apologies if you do. Rural New...

Hi all for the 3rd time. My first attempt at this went somewhere, just not sure where. The second go did make it the board at least but has since pulled a vanishing act, so for the third and final attempt here we go. Did you lot know you have created a monster ( so the minister for war &...

Just a few pics of the mod I did to a "Drift" brand catch can. Used this one because it was the only cheaper type can I could find with larger than 3/8 or 10mm thread size for the inlet and outlet. The fittings that come in the kit are the right size for a ZD30 motor. Regards Scott