feralbass
Member
The year is 2222 and Pup and his misses land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Pup asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptops, or computers, how they make money, etc.
Finally, pups misses brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks pups misses .
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. pups misses and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. (same as pup's)
'I don't think this is going to work,' says pups misses.
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' (speaking from experience)
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Pup asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say it,' says pups misses, 'but it was wonderful.
How about you?'
'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache.
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
enough Frequent Flier miles.
They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Pup asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptops, or computers, how they make money, etc.
Finally, pups misses brings up the subject of sex.
'Just how do you guys do it?' asks pups misses .
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'
A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. pups misses and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. (same as pup's)
'I don't think this is going to work,' says pups misses.
'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'
'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!' (speaking from experience)
'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.
'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'
'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears.
With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire
measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.
'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Pup asks, 'Well, was it any good?'
'I hate to say it,' says pups misses, 'but it was wonderful.
How about you?'
'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache.
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
