Dad & Dave

Dad & Dave saw an ad in the daily newspaper and bought a donkey for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The following morning the farmer drove up and said,
"Look you blokes I have some bad news, I'm sorry, but the donkey died last night."

Dad & Dave replied,
“Well then, just give us our money back."

The farmer said,
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

They said,
"OK then just bring us the dead donkey."

The farmer asked,
"What in the world can you blokes do with a dead donkey?"

Dad said,
"We're gonna raffle him off."

The farmer said,
"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Dad said,
"We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Dad & Dave at the local grocery store and asked,

"What'd you blokes ever do with that dead donkey?"

They said,
"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."

Dad said,
"Hell, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars each and made a profit of $898."

The farmer said,
"Good God, didn't anyone complain?"

Dave said,
"Well, the Bloke who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."

Dad & Dave now work for the Gillard government.

They're financial advisers to Wayne Swan.

Geez half the people who laugh at that joke wouldn't even know who Dad and Dave were and therefore wouldn't realise the joke has been around since before 1940 and rehashed with every new government.

An old'n but a good'n.

KraftyPg said:

Geez half the people who laugh at that joke wouldn't even know who Dad and Dave were

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And most f the rest have it wrong as well. Everytime we go visit some of The Boss's rellies, the comments in the visitors book for the cemetery make it clear tat plenty of D&d fans have been to visit as well. Not all the old folk paid a lot of attention at school. Hint, the names are different.