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2004 D22 standard springs. FREE AS the title says........ i have a standard set of rear springs that were only in the car for 60k. very good condition and were only removed for 2 inch lift to replace them. FREE to whoever wants to pick them up! send me a PM and i'l give you my address. I am...

A Truck Driver goes into a bar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked," Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" Truckie said it was his. "Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said. Truckie replied, "No way... She's cool 'cause...

ITEM: Bushranger Exhaust Jack.................................SOLD PRICE AND PRICE CONDITIONS: $200 CONDITION: New REASON FOR SELLING: not used EXTRA INFO: comes with carry bag,gloves,repair kit,all fittings and hose & HD rubber mat LOCATION: Maclean nsw CONTACT: 0429663394 THIS HAS...

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them...

Q. Where do kiwi's go for their holidays? A. New Zealand. :rofl2:

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The...

Hello, is this the Police?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept...

A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.' 'What does that mean?' asked the child. 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu...

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a marriage weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and...

- Crow Mortality Rate Study A recent study has found over 200 dead crows near Cooma NSW Aus., and there was concern that they may have died from the Avian Flu virus. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to...

Talking to a Muslim bloke i know and he told me he had the entire version of the Quran on CD. i asked him if he could burn me a copy.............that's when the fight started.

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to...

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. . Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your head down! 4. Stay out of the water. 5.try not to hit anyone. 6.if you are taking too long, let others go ahead of you 7.don't stand directly in front of others. 8.quiet please...while others are...

An old man calls up his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough." "Dad, what are you talking about? " the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about...

d22 Navara pillar pod, as new condition and painted dark grey.......$50 + postage

THE TOILET SEAT Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before...

just a short note to give Garry from Nizzbits a big wrap on his service. ordered a neutral position switch late last week and it turned up yesterday with great prompt service like that will get my business in the future well done and thank you Garry

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Brisbane. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when...

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says 'I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow?' She agrees and...