Crocodiles

[Pepe]

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property
for several years.
He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he
had planted mango and avocado trees.

The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built
and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of
the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there
for a while.

He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not
coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to
watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam
naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the
crocodile.'

Moral: Old men may
walk slow, but they can still think fast.