feralbass
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GOOD:
A motorcycle cop from the Qld Police was watching for speedsters, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read, "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS", and a bucket full of money.
And we used to just sell lemonade !!
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car, speeding through a speed camera radar near Dalby, with a fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the Police Department a picture of $160.
The Police responded with another mailed photo of a pair of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a Queensland Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball."
He replied, " Queensland Police don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
A motorcycle cop from the Qld Police was watching for speedsters, but wasn't getting many.
Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read, "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS", and a bucket full of money.
And we used to just sell lemonade !!
BETTER:
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car, speeding through a speed camera radar near Dalby, with a fine of $160 included.
Being cute, he sent the Police Department a picture of $160.
The Police responded with another mailed photo of a pair of handcuffs.
BEST:
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As a Queensland Policeman walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Policemen's Ball."
He replied, " Queensland Police don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
