Truckies HELP

[KraftyPg]

Need to learn how to do it doggie style?

 

[FatBoy89]

Hangman style

 

[KraftyPg]

Erotic asphyxiation?

 

[Insanenavara]

Buy a new Mack or Cat truck and u get a free hat lol

 

[d22dave]

could of got a john deere hat, match your boots

 

[FatBoy89]

could of got a john deere hat, match your boots

That was the plan but my best mate who I go piggin with got it before me.
**** that. I ain't walking into a outback pub wearing matching hats haha

 

[d22dave]

yep broke back mountain aint a good image

 

[KraftyPg]

What? Do you mean the boots don't give that image?

 

[FatBoy89]

Most definately not. They are normal boots. I've only had one guy try to ge freaky with me

 

[KraftyPg]

It only takes one.

 

[d22dave]

It only takes one.

what one yes, or one no

 

[KraftyPg]

One lick of the ear lobe when you have a pair of boots like that.

 

[terryc]

I guess if anyone is buying Mack boots, then they won't be buying the HONEY coloured ones.

Still scratching my head why you need a Mack/Cat cap to go and see a dog breeder.

 

[FatBoy89]

I just need a new hat? Mainly when I go hunting too as my akubra is a bastard of a thing when hunting. Don't scratch too hard mate you'll end up more bald

 

[d22dave]

I puts me Remington camo hat on for hunting and being a redneck

 

[KraftyPg]

Yeah but we all know the look of the day is a pristine Mack hat with Dear John fur lined gumboots. You'll feel like a real man in that get up....and in the right places you'll get one too.