WANTED - surveillance cameras

[WoodyD40]

Put a PIR (movement sensor) up linked into a pepper spray dispensor in the door at nuts height, that might slow the buggers down a bit!

Now i like that idea very much - but wont the pepper spray work better at EYE height?

 

[justdrinkbeer]

I recon pepper spray at eye height, tazer at bollock height would work

 

[WoodyD40]

I recon pepper spray at eye height, tazer at bollock height would work

Tazer at crotch height ... damm good idea ... !!!!

 

[scottybobcat]

pepper spray would be at eye height,the small eye on the 1 eyed trouser snake.pepper spray in the eye of your cock would be worse than in your eyes I would reckin.lol

 

[Escapee]

The auto flood light is probably the most likely deterrent. However if that and the camera don't work try installing a small electric fence. or on a slightly less sadistic but still equally disturbed note, sprinkle chlorine powder on the door step on friday afternoon. chlorine reacts with the ammonia in the urine to produce chloramines -- NH2Cl, NHCl2 and NCl3. These cause eye and respiratory irritation. If no one urinates on the door step you can sweep up the chlorine and use it the next weekend. If they do then just hose it down monday morning and have that lovely hospital fresh smell when you are done

 

[Aido]

That should do it.....

 

[d22dave]

pepper spray would be at eye height,the small eye on the 1 eyed trouser snake.pepper spray in the eye of your cock would be worse than in your eyes I would reckin.lol

know a bloke who would vouch for that, Was playing with pepper spray in his pocket bit of residue on can, then when to relieve himself and didnt take long to heat up he went home in a real hurry

 

[Aido]

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