feralbass
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3 old men were sitting out front of the nursing home talking one afternoon. First old man says to his buddies, " My prostate is a mess. What I wouldn't give just to be able to take a leak when I wanted to." Second old codger says," You ain't got it so bad. I'm so constipated I haven't had a good crap in months." Third old guy says, " Well, every morning at six o'clock I piss like a race horse. At seven I crap like a goose." Other old guys say, "What's bad about that?" Third old dude says, "I don't get up until eight."
