Dual batteries to run the fridge and camp lighting. Sliders to bounce off everything to save the sills. Bullbar and winch to get me out of some sticky situations and my Tandem tipper.
I'm thinking the same thing, it would nearly match the paint work on my ute, and for a day or so it would really stand out underneath the car before the cowshit and mud got caked on it like everything else under there.
Hours of almost uninterupted driving bliss with no nagging coming from the back seat. Now if I could only get the wife to move from the front to the back seat, my dreams of total peace would come true.