New Custom Wiper blades

[KraftyPg]

Wipers that give you a new STD every day now that's a really hot item. Not sure I want to come up with the marketing scheme on that one.

 

[Dave]

Wipers that give you a new STD every day now that's a really hot item. Not sure I want to come up with the marketing scheme on that one.

Yeah and you get some bad smells when you put the window down.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

It would probably rule out having to be a taxi for your mother too.

 

[will]

Yeah and you get some bad smells when you put the window down.

Dave.

And i'm betting they whistle at speeds above 80Kph.

 

[KraftyPg]

I'm betting it would be more than a whistle.

 

[will]

yeah, a whine too!

 

[KraftyPg]

The faster you went the more wind would flow up the open mouth and that would just make the gums flap

 

[Old.Tony]

I know how to market this. It's a green (styled and made by mother nature) low-impact hood ornament that has built-in roo-shoos and wipers in a single, replaceable unit.

 

[superiorcruiser]

she looks familiar.....hang on a minute,thats my missus......
whats she doing on your car?

 

[Beergutz]

She doesnt work very well, you have to push that little button for the wipers 30 or 40 times a minute till it starts to squirt.

 

[Old.Tony]

No, no, no. We can't have that. The washer function should NOT make your wipers say "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!!!" every time you want to use it.

 

[Red Dog]

Does it come with a MUTE function?

 

[Old.Tony]

Yes, several hundred dollar bills stop it from whining, but when you activate this function, it gets off your bonnet and goes shopping.

 

[Krankin]

Then what are the airbags connected too?

You have to pull both flaps open and then massage the primer bulb to activate the airbag system.

If there is resistance and the ecu displays a complaint on the cluster...pull the hood release to eject the problem wipers and have a new one installed at your next Hormart.

 

[DVR]

Like most after market bling, this mod seem pretty good, but after reading these collective experiences and observations I think these exotic modifications definitely fall into the hi maintenance category with a built in whine and a seemingly built in tendency not to work when required. After a relatively short time you will find yourself wondering why you put so much money into it and trying to remember where to find the OEM equipment that you hastily discarded which, while maybe not as exciting to look at, never let you down when you needed it provided you gave it periodic attention. That is if you can find it again.