terryc
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1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? *Twerky.*
2. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?*Because they were
two deer.*
3. Mary and Joseph -- *now **/they/**had a stable relationship.*
4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?*The One Show.*
5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating? *He pulled a cracker.*
6. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? *Because he has private elf
care.*
7. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
*They had a weigh in a manger.*
8. Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?***Because their
days are numbered.*
9. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? *You've got
three extra hoes.*
10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison? *Because it was a repeat
offender.*
1. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? *Twerky.*
2. Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?*Because they were
two deer.*
3. Mary and Joseph -- *now **/they/**had a stable relationship.*
4. What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?*The One Show.*
5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating? *He pulled a cracker.*
6. Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? *Because he has private elf
care.*
7. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
*They had a weigh in a manger.*
8. Why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars?***Because their
days are numbered.*
9. How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? *You've got
three extra hoes.*
10. Why was the Brussels sprout sent to prison? *Because it was a repeat
offender.*
