RLI
Member
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Your surname remains the same.
The shed is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant. (unless your Dave the Navara forum admin guy)
You can wear a white T-shirt to a Wet and Wild.
You can wear NO shirt to the beach.
Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another service station toilet because this one is just too dirty.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Suit rental-$100.
People don't stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about 4x4's, boats and camping.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for any act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be a friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can catch and run at the same time.
You can read a map without turning it upside down.
You can get pissed without affecting your integrity.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No one cares if you smell, yell or tell.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier
Regards,
RLI