Ebay, Gumtree, Carsales, Paypal, scams, cheats, help

[jimmy_jay89]

the reason the stay at it is because there are those who fall for these scams

 

[KraftyPg]

Got an email from, United Kingdom Microsoft award. Bla bla we have been emailing you. You have won blablabla.
Oh yeah thats right, i didnt buy a ticket.

Don't let that little "no ticket" problem get in the way, you won man I'm sure they will find you a copy of the ticket if you tell them you can't find yours

I got the same email a few weeks back and thought it was great that MS UK were telling me I'd won something but wanted me to reply to a gmail email address, because all MS people use their gmail accounts at work!

 

[KraftyPg]

Woohoo just got this letter from Google and I'm a winner!!

Google UK Ltd
Belgrave House
76 Buckingham Palace Road
London SW1W 9TQ
United Kingdom.
Ref No: GFSP/006/UK-0147
Batch: GFSP/012/GPWIN/UK

OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION LETTER.

Attached to this email is your Official notification Letter of You being among the Eight (8) selected winners in the ongoing E-mail Electronic Online Sweepstakes.Do e-mail the Claims office at once with your Completely Filled FOREIGN PAYMENT RELEASE FORM in the attachment for validation of your Award.

Congratulations from the Staffs & Members of Google Board Commission.
Eduardo Molestina,
Chief Announcer.
©2012 Google Corporation.

Going to reply to the Google staffer with the hotmail email account right now!

 

[Dave]

SALAMALEKUM, Greetings in the name of Allah, the most beneficent, the most merciful.My name is Mr.Abdullah Mohammed, a widower to Late Mrs. Aishat Mohammed.I am 66years old, presently I am suffering from long time cancer of the lunges, from all Indications, my condition is really deteriorating and i am very much afraid of my doctor?s report, infact my condition is very bad now, My late wife was killed during the Gulf war,and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child.The doctor has told me that I may not live beyond this year. Every new day is like a bonus to me.So now i have decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the propagation ofIslam and in assisting the less-privileged faithful and all humanity in Africa and throughout the world, I discussed this with my Attorney,I am willing to donate part of the sum of US$18,000,000.00(Eighteen Million US Dollars) for the development of The holy work as well as a distribution to aid faithfuls and also for the less privileged, including orphans who lost their mothers through this deadly illness [cancer]no matter their faith. Please I want you to note that, this fund is deposited in a Security Company. For that, my lawyer will file in application for the transfer of the money in your name as you wish provided you are ready to use part of this money for this purpose. You will therefore have to travel to Dubai, to sign for the official Release of this money as well as advice on how you want the money remitted to you own account. My Attorney will accompany you on this trip. Lastly I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Allah is vanity upon vanity. For this reason I have decided to set-aside 40% of this money for the service of humanity and the work of Allah. May the Grace of Allah be our guide and be my refuge when i leave this World. More so, I decided to offer you 30% While 20% will be transferred to the account of my Lawyer, as compensation after Successful Conclusion. The remaining 10% is to cover the expenses both from your side and the side of my Lawyer who will assist you until every thing is over. A Swift acknowledgment of the receipt of this email would be appreciated. All further response to this proposal should be communicated to this private Email:[email protected] Yours in Allah,Mr.Hameed Mahmoud

I must have been a Muslim in my past life. Allah has thanked me.

 

[KraftyPg]

Bastard, you are getting more than me.

 

[Dave]

But apparently there's also heaps of girls that wanna !@#$ me.

Hotmail catches more of the scams and other shit.

 

[KraftyPg]

The girls aren't a scam Dave, they really do want you

 

[Dave]

Oooo really.

I am sure there all as hot as they make out.

They wouldn't lie would they ?

 

[KraftyPg]

Never, you're in!

 

[Dave]

Sweet. Ill see use later. Haha.

 

[bullwinkle]

"I am suffering from long time cancer of the lunges"

My lunges at the gym are pretty crook, but at leat they don't have cancer.

 

[jjohn]

Woohoo just got this letter from Google and I'm a winner!!



Going to reply to the Google staffer with the hotmail email account right now!

Crooks are clever!!!!