RandOm funnies:
(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil.
(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.*
(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?*
(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.*
(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?*
(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.*
(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer
(1) I'm living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just waiting for the kettle to boil.
(2) Can you spare just $2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video - its ****ing hilarious.*
(3) I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It's not yours is it?*
(4) I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful.*
(5) Been to the optometrist today - he told me I was color blind. I'm ****in' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address?*
(7) There's a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain.*
(8) I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and blacks is not the correct answer
