Strine

[scottybobcat]

uncle doug
cotton wool
dead horse
dogs eye
hit the frog and toad

 

[shaggy]

Hi Fella's

Gin Handbag 4ltr Winecast
Dry as dead dingo's donga Thristy
Wellington Boot. See how many of you know what it means.
Rub and tug
Steam and cream
Knob polish
Up and under
Franger


I will think of some more later

Shane

PS
Try these web sites
http://www.australiatravelsearch.com.au/trc/slang.html
http://www.dagree.net/aussieslang/

 

[bomboddore]

Getting better,

How about, BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand.

I love Dead Horse i'm addicted to the stuff.


I must say i was going like a cut cat today, flat out like a lizard drinking.

True dinks your not wrong ayy.

See ya round like a rissole.

Or See you down at the rissole for a cold bevvie.

 

[Gonzo]

I use these on a regular basis



As useless as a hip pocket on a singlet.

Useless as an ash tray on a motorbike.

 

[bullwinkle]

A head like a: bulldog chewing a wasp/robber's dog/dropped pie/half eaten pastie.
Pissed as a newt/fart or crissed as a picket
Flat as a shitcarter's hat (a personal favourite)
Dry as a witch's tit (or a nun's nasty)
Dumb as a box of hammers, thick as a post
Fit as ten men, fit as a mallee bull, fit as a trout, any fitter I'd be twins.

Anyway, me old chinas, I'm off to drop a Henry! (See if you young'ens can work that out!)

 

[ONLOCK]

face like a bashed crab

 

[bomboddore]

"Two bagger." A face so ugly you need a bag for your head in case theirs comes off.

"Thick as two short planks." (was that done already?)

"If you can piss ya can paint." (often heard insult from builders to painters.)

Something that's not fitting correctly is like a "cock in a sock"

 

[KraftyPg]

Something that's not fitting correctly is like a "cock in a sock"

Not when your hung like a donkey, or so big it's like a baby's arm holding an apple.

 

[bullwinkle]

Mine's only a foot long, but Christ it's thick!

Another favourite to describe a woman of questionable morals: bangs like a dunny door in a wind storm.

 

[KraftyPg]

Mine's only 6 inches but I hear most women like them that thick.

 

[superiorcruiser]

do you know how i make mine 6 inches long.....

i fold it in half....

 

[terryc]

Another favourite to describe a woman of questionable morals: bangs like a dunny door in a wind storm.

town bike.


Recently heard ; More front than Myers. must be a few decades since I last heard it.


Couldn't organise a piss-up in a pub with a bag of cash.

 

[bomboddore]

Ford Falcon was known as a chicken coup in the 60's

She's a "Foul Can"

 

[bomboddore]

I knew the "cock in a sock" would start some cock jockeying. All you blabber skytes would do well to remember it's not the size of your equipment but the number of job sites you've worked on that matters.

 

[KraftyPg]

Doesn't matter how many job sites you've been on you'll never get called back unless you can use your tool properly.

 

[Old.Tony]

You guys can argue scores and numbers all day - if you have to have a maths debate, just leave the rest of us out of it.

 

[Dave]

Another favourite to describe a woman of questionable morals: bangs like a dunny door in a wind storm.

Lol. Funny shit.

 

[bullwinkle]

Couldn't organise a bang in a brothel with a fistful of fifties. (Sounds like a certain federal gubbermint.)

Bloody cold, real brass monkey weather. Cold as a mother-in-law's kiss. Cold as Elvis.

I had a big tea - full as a fat lady's sock. Fuller than a state school's hat rack. But Jesus H Christ I was hungry, could have eaten the arse out a rag doll through a cane chair, eaten a horse and chased the jockey, eaten the arse out of a low flying duck.

 

[KraftyPg]

spanner water

 

[bomboddore]

spanner water

Yes. I first heard that in gippsland on a school camp. Very accurate.