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    Nissan Stealership scheduled wallet emptying

    Most of the D22 services are pretty reasonable price wise except the 40,000, 80,000 & 120,000 ones, you get Pwned on those...:confused3::confused3: http://www.nissan.com.au/~/media/Files/Brochures/Owners/Capped%20Price%20Service%20Lists/Navara%20D22.ashx
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    seriously??

    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think...
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    Always have a backup plan

    A man in rural Idaho wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad for "Up North Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's...
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    Advanced Civilisations

    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an...
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    Clocks in Heaven

    A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock...
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    The Sottish Cow

    The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. They brought the cow from Scotland. It was wonderful, produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more...
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    Never forget..

    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up...
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    The hunter

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" She asked.. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He...
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    We live in hope

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    lag

    Ok, only had my D22 since August and I am sick of the lag and poor off the line performance. I no its not a drag car but FFS buses, tractors, pushbikes and 13 year olds with a wheelbarrow full of playboy mags pull harder. Any fix or is this normal? I am so regretting selling my Patrol for this...
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    Group therapy ?

    Me: Hi All, Nice to meet you. My name is Brett and I have a Navara problem. Everyone: Hi Brett Me: I just bought brand new White D22 STR yesterday and now I need to buy stuff for it. I had a '02 GU patrol with all the fruit, but have been going a lot less extreme offroad the last few years and...
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