Happy Birthday nathand22

[d22dave]

Don't worry one day we will be big boys and allowed to say what we like

I,m married i,m not allowed to say anything

 

[nathand22]

I was just trying to distract him for at least 1 minute, i thought it might stop him from asking me over and over again...... the guy just wont take NO for an answer

 

[nathand22]

I,m married i,m not allowed to say anything

Yeah i know what you mean, and even when i do say something she never listens.....

 

[KraftyPg]

I,m married i,m not allowed to say anything

So when did your missus take over the forum?

 

[nathand22]

She doesnt need to take over..... she only needs to do THE look.......... even if it is cross eyed....

 

[KraftyPg]

Well it looks like someones wife took over with all the censorship.

 

[nathand22]

RIGHTO own up who's wife is it?????

 

[KraftyPg]

I just asked my missus and she said "I wouldn't touch the ****ing thing it keeps you away from me!" I don't think she did it.

 

[FatBoy89]

I just asked my missus and she said "I wouldn't touch the ****ing thing it keeps you away from me!" I don't think she did it.

I wish my mrs loved me that much! Fark.
She hates me so much she likes to spend every moment with me

 

[nathand22]

I wish my mrs loved me that much! Fark.
She hates me so much she likes to spend every moment with me

much like water torture, you cant escape

 

[nathand22]

I just asked my missus and she said "I wouldn't touch the ****ing thing it keeps you away from me!" I don't think she did it.

Yep your def in the clear

 

[KraftyPg]

That's not what the doctor said but thanks anyway!

 

[nathand22]

That's not what the doctor said but thanks anyway!

Thats got allot to do with why your wife wants to keep you at a safe distance, but i didnt want to keep stating the obvious.

 

[KraftyPg]

Damn I thought she was only staying away because I was ugly and stupid.

 

[nathand22]

no thats why she ties rump steaks around your neck so at least the dogs will play with ya

 

[nathand22]

She stays away because of what you do to the dogs

 

[KraftyPg]

Even the neighbours dogs wont play with me

 

[nathand22]

AWW dont be upset, you know its not really the dogs fault, but even they know what you have is nasty

 

[KraftyPg]

I blame the goat that little dave gave me.

 

[d22dave]

much like water torture, you cant escape

is it over yet